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什么是正宗的老北京人讲的[话]?  

2013-06-17 09:20:32|  分类: 默认分类 |  标签: |举报 |字号 订阅

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                                                                      老北京人管姑娘不叫姑娘,叫小妞儿。 
                                                                      老北京人管他不叫他,叫丫。
                                                                     老北京人管你不叫你,叫您内。
                                                                     老北京人管女人不叫女人,叫娘们儿。
                                                                     老北京人管男人不叫男人,叫爷们儿。
                                                                     老北京人管朋友不叫朋友,叫瓷器。
                                                                     老北京人管妻子的姐妹的丈夫不叫姐妹的丈夫,叫担儿挑。
                                                                     老北京人管情人不叫情人,叫傍尖儿。
                                                                     老北京人管小女孩不叫小女孩,叫丫头片子。
                                                                     老北京人管拉稀不叫拉稀,叫窜稀。
                                                                     老北京人管火柴不叫火柴,叫起灯儿。
                                                                     老北京人管山楂不叫山楂,叫山了红。
                                                                     老北京人管扫把不叫扫把,叫笤帚疙瘩。
                                                                     老北京人管墙角不叫墙角,叫旮旯儿。
                                                                     老北京人管散步不叫散步,叫遛弯儿。
                                                                     老北京人管急了不叫急了,叫炸猫。
                                                                     老北京人管叫板不叫叫板,叫拔份。
                                                                     老北京人管欠招不叫欠招,叫递葛。
                                                                     老北京人管拔腿不叫拔腿,叫撒丫子。
                                                                     老北京人管拿劲不叫拿劲,叫拿糖。
                                                                     老北京人管不给面子不叫不给面子,叫甩脸子。
                                                                     老北京人管起哄不叫起哄,叫塔儿哄。
                                                                     老北京人管可以不叫可以,叫得类。
                                                                     老北京人管来劲不叫来劲,叫上脸。
                                                                       老北京人管胡说不叫胡说,叫扯蛋。
                                                                     老北京人管没戏不叫没戏,叫歇菜。
                                                                     老北京人管说大话不叫说大话,叫吹。
                                                                     老北京人管没正经不叫没正经,叫没溜儿。
                                                                     老北京人管撒尿不叫撒尿,叫尿虽。
                                                                     老北京人管拉屎不叫拉屎,叫蹲坑儿!
                                                                     老北京人管孙子不叫孙子,叫孙贼!
                                                                     老北京人管老流氓不叫老流氓,叫老泡儿!
                                                                     老北京人管外行不叫外行,叫棒棰!
                                                                     老北京人管生气不叫生气,叫搓火儿!
                                                                     老北京人管见人不敢说话不叫见人不敢说话,叫处窝子!
                                                                     老北京人管没有良心不叫没有良心,叫白眼儿狼!
                                                                       老北京人管专家不叫专家,叫大拿!
                                                                     老北京人管接吻不叫接吻,叫打奔儿!
                                                                     老北京人管寻开心不叫寻开心,叫逗闷子!
                                                                     老北京人管耍贫嘴不叫耍贫嘴,叫逗咳嗽!
                                                                     老北京人管走了不叫走了,叫颠儿!
                                                                     老北京人管到此为止不叫到此为止,叫打住!
                                                                     老北京人管丢面子不叫丢面子,叫跌份!
                                                                     老北京人管小孩儿哭不叫小孩儿哭,叫掉金豆子! 
                                                                         老北京人管从小一起长大的朋友不叫从小一起长大的朋友,叫发小儿!
                                                                      老北京人管恶心不叫恶心,叫硌应!
                                                                      老北京人管等着不叫等着,叫候着!
                                                                      老北京人管虚情假意不叫虚情假意,叫假招子!
                                                                      老北京人管吝啬不叫吝啬,叫抠门儿!
                                                                      老北京人管开玩笑不叫开玩笑,叫开涮!
                                                                      老北京人管丢脸不叫丢脸,叫露怯!
                                                                      老北京人管扔下事情不管了不叫扔下事情不管了,叫撂挑子!
                                                                      老北京人管明白的事不叫明白的事,叫门儿清!
                                                                      老北京人管脸皮薄不叫脸皮薄,叫面软!
                                                                      老北京人管长本事不叫长本事,叫能个儿!
                                                                      老北京人管小气不叫小气,叫鸡贼!
                                                                      老北京人管仗义不叫仗义,叫局器!
                                                                      老北京人管瞧瞧不叫瞧瞧,叫喽喽!
                                                                      老北京人管快点不叫快点,叫麻利儿!
                                                                      老北京人管脾气执拗不叫脾气执拗,叫轴!
                                                                      老北京人管没见过世面的人不叫没见过世面的人,叫土鳖!
                                                                      老北京人管安静不叫安静,叫消停!
                                                                      老北京人管话多不叫话多,叫碎嘴子!
                                                                      老北京人管花招儿不叫花招儿,叫幺蛾子!


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